Pam (to Gavin and Stacey): Just to say, your Dad's out for the count and I'll put me ear plugs in. Series 1, Episode 2 Smithy (drunk doing the pub quiz): Question 30 is, erm. Pamela: You wanna Pammy's full English? Smithy: You read my mind. Smithy: I'm so ravenous I can barely see. Smithy (to Gavin about Nessa): You got any johnnies? I ain't going in there bareback. So let that be an end to it! Smithy: And to top it all off, she's a drug addict. I dont touch that shit no more, alright? I did and now I don't. Gavin: What's wrong with her? Smithy: A, how old is it? B, have you seen the tattoo? And three, look at the size of it! Gavin: Been powdering your nose? Nessa: Oh thanks Stace, thanks a lot. Smithy (talking about Nessa): This is a nightmare of epic proportions.
Series 1, Episode 1 Bryn: The truth is, I don't want anyone in this room being raped, myself included.
